Okay, so I know I’m kinda late on the punch here, but it’s definitely something too cool for me to ignore.
I’ve known about Natal since 1 week after the E3 Preview of the Game. Basically, Natal is a super high quality webcam. 64 Mega Pixels to be exact. Plus, it also has 3D Object Scanner, Joint-Motion-Tracking, and Object Motion Tracking. It also has amazing voice and emotion recognition. This High-Tech Piece of Equipment is estimated to cost almost $3,000 for the first month, and will drop down to $1,500 for the rest of the year. After it’s first year on the shelves, it will drop down to $750, which will be when nobody cares anymore because they are using whatever the hell Nintendo comes up with (Which could be a Cellphone/DS/Blackberry or a sick deal w/ Apple!). According to most sources, we wont be getting to see Milo or Mijo</a anytime soon.
Project Natal
Little King’s Story FTW!
It may have been a long wait but it was well worth the wait! Definitely not what I thought it would be. Its alot more Pikmin styled than I expected. Less motion controls. By less I mean none, unless there’s a minigame I haven’t come across yet.
In further chronologically ordered events I: got Counter Strike Source, Discover the Youtube show Leet World, a drama/survival type show that causes Terrorists and Counter Terrorists to live with eachother, complete challenges, gain advantages, etc. while dealing w/ eachother. Its a great show you should definitely check it out, So then, the next morning I wake up and find: AWH SHIT!! My computer doesnt work! It just wont start up. Then, I go to my BFFLz (I kno it sounds gay but I’m trying to be less serious in mah life) B-day at Dave and Busters (The Arcade/Resteraunt) got one of those monkeys w/ Velcro Hands, A VAcationing Elmo (Just to be funny lol) and a Homer Simpson. Then, as soon as I get home from the party, I go down to game stop, purchase Little King’s Story, 2 days l8r I’m a CIT at my camp, and now I am herez.
BTW, another good youtube show to check out is Retarded Policemen. No I have nothing against the learning impaired, its just that this is too funny.
FullGamer would like to announce…
that we shall be making our FIRST web comic review. I would like to start off with Looking For Group!
This comic is really quite funny. And, although heavily based on the MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) World of Warcraft, you dont really need to be a thru and thru fan. There are one or two jokes you need to have atleast played WoW to understand.
So anyway, your story starts with the Blood Elf Hunter (Blood Elves are on the Horde, or Bad Side) as he sings of the great things he will do to the world and snuggling with the neighborhood forest critters. When Richard, an undead Warlock hears of Cale’Anon’s singing, Richard, Undead Warlock, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the 13 Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead… and the mayor of a small town up the coast, and soon to be Lord of The Dance.
SO ANYWAY, Richard tries to tell Cale’Anon of his true path and how he is not following the path of his race. Not in those same terms of course. He mostly just says, “Your Race is Evil, Ergo. YOU ARE EVIL” and then uses the visual aid of burning a bunny. In the next page, you can see a bunny grave in the first page.
Basically, the entire first issue sorta makes fun of how your race decides whether your with the Alliance or Horde, and it makes fun of it even more so when Pella the singing dwarf pops in to the mix, because dwarves are of the Alliance. Plus her songs are quite “ironic” if I’m using that in the right context.
Finally, its a great series, definitely worth reading, easy to read. They even have there own skin for Mozilla Firefox, and trust me, its quite unique to what you will find in other places
Transformers 2: The Rise of The Fallen(TM) The Game(TM)
I’ll put it in very simple words:
IT SUCKS BOUNCY BALLS!
-Terrible Graphics on Any Console
-Seems like a game for three year olds, yet its rated T for “Fantasy Violence.” Come on! I must have, like, 20 rated E games that have “Fantasy Violence.”
-Got 3 minutes into it and was bored already
-I got thru this one part and then I die, so I go back to the beginning of the part (when the cutscene SHOULD have kicked in) and the cutscene wouldnt come up, I already have the boss’s health displayed, but, there’s no boss, I cant kill myself to try and reset it so I can see if its a glitch and I just need to die again, and, the cutscene takes you to where the boss is, so I have his health, but I’m not where he is, and it’s not like I can still hear him
-it didnt stay tru to the original game’s format
What I’ve Learned:
-the movie is 10 times more epic (No, I definitely dont recommend it for little kids, the language, suggestive themes and violence of this one were alot worse than the last one)
-That ESRB is totally innaccurate.
So, if you hate ESRB as much as I do right now because its so ******* inaccurate and retarded, then here is a laxing video to watch before you continue reading the blog:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djqHZN0pLBI
WHY ESRB SUCKS
-Honestly, the ratings are very innaccurate. I’m 11, and almost every kid I know plays Call of Duty, Halo, Half Life Metroid Prime or some other rated M violence. But I ask you: Does it make sense for them to say its for 17+ if the majority of parents let their children play the game’s anyway? I mean, you can get most of the violence you get from a rated M game out of the news. Literally! Why is it that the fact that blood is being shown bad? I mean really! If seeing blood when you knife somebody in CoD, then I guess that that means taking blood for medical purposes is violent, and that from now on, children under 17 may not have blood taken. Not I dont give a crap if they have cancer! Its too violent for them to see red liquids come out of people. And, its super violent to see it come from children! thats basically wut dey r sayin
-What the hell makes cursing so bad? I mean, I have limits on this blog to maximize the amount of viewers, mostly because these words are considered bad. But why? I mean, what makes these words so bad? The more sexual words, I can understand that, but how the frak (Battle Star Galactica Humor! YAAAY!) does saying the word “crap” or “damn” harm you? Infact, according to Josh Clark from How Stuff Works (or according to Josh Clark and “Chuckers” Chuck W. Bryant on the podcast “Stuff You Should Know”) swearing can actually form better friendships and aqquaintances when you can talk to someone with out their tongue being held. Do check out the podcast!
Super Update Man!!
Yo, its me again. Well, I think that today, were going to talk about what I really wanna make out of this blog. I’m telling you this because the lack of interaction last post was kinda disappointing. This blog is made to get people arguing, to get people talking, having huge disputes, pushing points!
So this time, I’ll help you start:
A few weeks ago, DeadPixel from Machinima said that Assassin’s Creed was a bad game, due to its repetitivity. Well, I say, that thats true. And although thats true, its still fun as ****ing hell! And besides, just because its repetitive does NOT mean that it’s not exciting! I mean really, it’s like Grand Theft Auto, but with physics and abilities just like Mirror’s Edge… except killing is way easier and (if you could pick up enemy weapons) the damage power wouldnt go down like, 40% (yes, that does happen in Mirror’s Edge. An NPC does 40-60% more damage with a weapon than you do, yes the weapons do end up doing more damage than your hands, but even then, using your hand’s just to beat the crap out of them is hard). Anyway, back to Assassin’s Creed. Here is the video that he burnt Assassin’s Creed with:
Featuring… GIFTED BUT TWISTED!!!
These guys have been at it for about two years. Lets face it, they dont have the best vocals, but they sure as hell know how to rock it! Here’s one of there big hits! Super Mario Bors. (Punk Mix)
Check ‘em out at Newgrounds, YouTube and MySpace
Amazing video!
Because of both excessive violence and somewhat foul mouths, I must warn you. DO NOT check out this video unless you are atleast 14. I just had to put it up cuz its amazing, specially for GMod. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cExKwKX0MOg
More Views, Moar Fun!
Hey, sweet, yesterday was my highest day. Ofcourse, being only 3 days into this thing, almost everyday will be my highest. Anyway, yesterday, I had 6 views! WOOT! Here’s a definition for ya: WOOT actually stands for something. It isnt just a cheer as most people think. It really stands for We Owned Other Team. WOOT.
The other day, I found out that “noob” might be the one millionth word in the english dictionary! Here is yet another definition for those of you who call someone who uses the MP40 in COD5 a “noob.” Your actually not very smart if you think of them as a noob. “Noob” means someone who is NEW to the game, which is why some people think it to be spelt as “newb.” And as I recall, you must be lvl 17 to get the MP40 in COD5. So, by level 17, they arent very much a “noob” anymore.
Previews: The Conduit
Two amazing games that I just CAN NOT wait for. Little King’s Story is starting to get me ticked off. What the hell is taking them so freakin long?!? I mean, I waited anxiously for a month, then stopped at game stop the day of the release, then find out it wont come out til June. I am getting seriously pissed. But, one thing that hasnt had ANY delays (I know, I’m shocked too) and looks amazing. If you liked the Half Life series (I’m still lovin it. After getting my Orange Box about 5 months ago, I have finally gotten the “Half Life Anthology” pack, which is basically the original Orange Box) then you will <3 this until your 3 key is broken! Infact, from what I have seen, this is alot like Half Life 1, but this is for the Wii. Aliens are literally just zapping into your path. But, Machinima’s video will explain alot better. Take a look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3MSGV804NY
L8r I will scan up some of my own fan art!
